I still want you to flirt with me.
|—||A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)|
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
|—||It took me 9 years to figure that out (via shante-atthedisco)|
|—||Mandy Hale (via ispendmypaychecksonshoes)|
I need to stop shopping like I’m wealthy.